If you were a snack for something larger, like an invader from space, what would your nutritional information be? Are you healthy or not so much? How much carbon are you providing? This helpful label will ensure that any alien will know your contents by reading your wrapper. Really, it's the least you can do. Help out our future Overlords make informed choices, and please, always recycle. **Sponsored by Olympus Mons Bipedal Consumables Corp.