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Green Aliens and Ham

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Our non-heather colored tees are 100% ringspun cotton, and our heather-colored tees are a 60/40 cotton/polyester blend. Both garments are designed for premium softness and minimal shrinkage.


GREEN ALIENS AND HAM: I do not like them, Sam-I-am, I do not like green aliens and ham. Would you like them here, or there? I would not like them anywhere. Recently declassified documents reveal that after his alien abduction in 1957, the author originally wanted Green Aliens and Ham to be the title of his classic childrens book. However these documents also reveal that the publisher changed the title, after the government decided the public was not ready for full disclosure of extraterrestrial contact. Also, it appears that the aliens ate a significant amount of ham as well?

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