Do Not Read From The Book
And in the silent places, a keening wail began. The pages fluttered, though no breeze brushed our skin. Behold this exquisite creation from R'lyeh, the latest masterwork from @CarsonDrewit, foremost binder of illusion. Know this, friends, if you would open the Necronomicon you may gain everything, but the cost will be more than you have, more than you ever wanted to give. Do Not Read From The Book!