Simply the face of Melvin the Sloth,
become enchanted everyday with the blissful joy radiating from his shiny eyes.
Perhaps you'll chose to buy him on a t-shirt and instead put the garment over a cushion and use him as your Sloth Waifu pillow in bed, that's totally fine, there's no judgement here.
Your sloth, your rules!
You can also use his head as a cold marble drinking container, otherwise known as a mug, just imagine sitting down for a fat gaming session with caffeine flowing from this furry guy, I mean it's literally impossible to lose at gaming when you got a sloth mug on your desk, it's like having a super power... and that super power is having a sloth printed on a mug. Yeah nice one idiot.