stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

colioni Design By Humans Store
from United Kingdom / Member Since 2013

Custom Printed in the USA using eco-friendly inks, Just For You

Our 3/4 sleeve Baseball Tees come in a 60/40 cotton/polyester heather blend for a premium softness and fit.


Put down that chain saw and listen to me.
It's time for us to join in the fight.
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
It's time to let the bedbugs bite.
You better put all your eggs in one basket.
You better count your chickens before they hatch.
You better sell some wine before its time.
You better find yourself an itch to scratch.

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can,
When Mr. Whipple's not around.
Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan.
Talk with your mouth full.
Bite the hand that feeds you.
Bite off more than you can chew.
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid.

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