thestray said: sexualtyranosaurus said: for the record, bearshark > apedog I’ve gotta disagree dude. For one, bearsharks are pretty much useless on land. For two, apedogs can read sign language, so it’s way easier to teach them to maul people for you. For three, taking care of a bearshark is so daunting, where are you going to keep it? In your swimming pool? How much is going to cost to fill it sea water? Just saying dude… bearsharks are kinda overrated. no, i’m talking about the other kind of bearshark. the one that is a bear with a sharks head and tail. would that be a sharkbear? either way, it can smell blood from over 2 miles away, detect vibrations in the air, and be taught to ride a motorcycle on a tightrope.