You like cats? I bet you do. You won't like this cat. He is a little rascal. He uses wheelchairs to get front of the line passes at Disneyland. When you ask him, "Does this dress make me look fat?" he does not lie to make you feel better. Oh no. He tells you the one thing you never want to hear. "You could loose a few pounds." Yeah, you hate him. We all know you do. Luckily, he looks great on shirts, phone cases, and art prints. "This piece of art makes Rembrandt seem like hot street trash since forever" - Justin Bieber.
P.S. That quote is not entirely true. This design being awesome is true, just Justin Bieber stating that it is the best thing ever is not the most truthful sentence. Minor setback. Buy this. Please? I'll pay you to buy it.
P.S.S I won't pay you to buy this. Just buy it with your own money. #noregrets