BOWSER NEVER LOVED ME (3-color)
King Koopa is a hard fellow to work for. He's got little room in his heart for anyone but Princess Toadstool, yet his legions of minions gladly sacrifice their lives to prevent that pesky plumber Mario from thwarting his schemes. Life is hard in the Mushroom Kingdom, and doin' what's right doesn't always seem right. Why did I turn out the way I did? Bowser never loved me, that's why.