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Human #: 001508
Location: West Coast
Human Since: August, 2007
Interests: agriculture and husbandry, goatherding, stamp collecting, and pinochle
Preferred Medium: Print

Ramblings:

Jsligh was born in a log cabin in the Midwest to Csligh, a trapper, and Ssligh, a seamstress. As a lad he spent his time like any normal American youth, saving up his pennies to buy chewing gum at the local drugstore and playing hooky from the local one-room schoolhouse. After a particularly disruptive incident at school the schoolmarm threw him out of school and Jsligh was left to find his way in the world independent of formal education. He traveled across the Midwest on empty rail cars, looking for work so he could have a piece of land he could call his own, for a man is nothing without a piece of land he could call his own. Eventually Jsligh ended up on the West Coast, working as a newspaperboy for the increasingly powerful W.R. Hearst. Jsligh worked hard, rising slowly but surely in the newspaper empire. Soon enough he gained a position as Chief Ink Blotter at the printing house, a position he held for many years. During this time he met and fell in love with Jsligh, a charming Southern belle who had moved to the West Coast to be a movie star. She wasn't Jsligh at the time, of course, but became so after she had found a special place in Jsligh's heart with her impeccable Marlene Dietrich impersonation and her delicious and refreshing iced tea. They married, which is how she became Jsligh, and soon enough the old stork brought a couple little bundles of joy. Firstborn was Msligh, a precocious child with dimples and golden ringlets, and later came Fsligh, an intelligent young lass who from an early age proved herself to be an excellent housekeeper. The Jsligh family is continuing happily to this day. They are not without their troubles but are plowing on happily through this journey we call life, sipping Southern iced tea on the Roman-pillared porch of their home, peering out through their newly white-washed picket fence at the world and counting their lucky stars.

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