A-yes yes ya’ll and ya don’t stoooooop!!

Here’s a thread, for you to talk about anything. You don’t have to worry about going off topic because there is no topic, there’s no train to derail, just a fun free-for-all. winkity wink wink.

So, anyway, I was thinking… I’d consider someone the greatest writer on earth if they could use a fart not for laughs, but for drama. How mindblowing and ground-breaking would it be if the saddest part of a movie is when someone farted? They let loose a pppppffffbbbbt... and you just bawl your eyes out because it was such a heart breaking moment. I think that, right there, is the holy grail of drama. The dramatic fart.